What is a bat?

A bat comes out at night but

not during the day!

Bats live in caves but

not as pets!

A bat just goes in but

does not knock!

A bat has hair

but cannot brush!

And you ask

how do i know these things?

Well you see - I'm a BAT!!

My family is a Mystery

My mother doesn't go out in the morning

she says it's time to sleep!!!

My father got fired because he threw a man

Through seven walls!!! Weird right!!

My sister has a rabbit with 7 heads! Weirder!!

My brother has nine legs and I don't know

How he got the extra 7!!! and

I don't know how he manages to walk!!

And that's not all, that's not all

The baby's drinking alcohol!!!

Who?

Who put a spider on my sister's head? Who?

Who put jelly in my locker? Why?

Who put three frogs in my bed? Who?

Why do people call me dummy? Why?

Who doesn't know I am a student? Who?

Who doesn't like candy floss? Why?

Why and what am I doing? Why?

What am I doing if it's just pretend?

Now I don't know the answer to that!!!

by

Naomi Frendo

age 8